Poems are like dreams: in them you put what you don't know you know.

The complex known as feelings of guilt does not let us accept ourselves the way we are created

Where men can't live gods fare no better.

I was made for action movies.

Try to master technology instead of it mastering you.

Kim Jong Un's sister got married. That sounds like another Seth Rogen movie, doesn't it?

At that time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer, and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before.

A hole is nothing but what remains around it.

I am the king of the world. I'm a man's man.

I like fat girls. A woman can never be too poor or too fat. I'd take a poor fat girl over a rich thin girl like Kate Moss.

Stop and smell the garlic! That's all you have to do.