Poetry is much more important than the truth, and, if you don't believe that, try using the two methods to get laid.

Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it was the sausage-maker who disposed of the body.

Anyone who has ever taken out a mortgage will be unsurprised to learn that it is, literally, a /death pledge/.

Reality changes words far more than words can ever change reality.

So familiar are eggs to us, however, that in the eighteenth century they were referred to as cackling farts, on the basis that chickens cackled all the time and eggs came out of the back of them.

We all know that scientific words need an obscure classical origin to make them sound impressvie to those who wouldn't know an idiopathic craniofacial erythema if it hit them in the face.

It is much harder than you might think to show people your bottom.

A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Nothing is better than eternal happiness. So eternal happiness is beaten by a ham sandwich.

The glamour's off. Almost any question you ask can be answered. It's only the questions that you didn't know to ask that remain, dancing the can-can behind your back. The unknown unknowns.

I had to go outside. I had to let the element of chance in.

I wish to approach truth as closely as is possible, and therefore I abstract everything until I arrive at the fundamental quality of objects.

Call it Irony or destiny of life, but the fact is I failed to make a living from what 'I loved doing the most' nor did I justify for what I was paid for!

Don't get mad about the infestation of fleas if you keep shopping at the dog pound.

I suppose there is one friend in the life of each of us who seems not a separate person however dear and beloved but an expansion an interpretation of one's self.

I don't want to fight aging; I want to take good care of myself, but plastic surgery and all that? I'm not interested.

Machines don't use machines.

Family is hugely important to me. Having kids is the best possible way to shake off any kind of darkness that might accompany a role that you're playing.

If a man works like a horse for his money, there are a lot of girls anxious to take him down the bridal path.

Each time a door closes, the rest of the world opens up.

Not wanting to die was another universal constant, it seemed.