Poetry is that which is lost in translation.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

A man who rightly governs self, may also govern family without the crippling cowardice, crutch of control.

With Stefan, the line between good and evil, right and wrong, becomes increasingly blurred.

Obviously with the Internet and increased access to other means of watching shows, the audience has dispersed and is all over the place and that is a challenge.

When the machine grinds to a halt, the cogs themselves begin wondering about their function.

A person who can create ideas worthy of note is a person who has learned much from others.

We are not the survival of the fittest. We are the survival of the nurtured.

That is the biggest form of bullying ever, the paparazzi. Printing lies, making accusations, it's just bullying.

If you've ever made up something on the spot and made somebody laugh, you can credit Jonathan Winters with inspiration.

Things every person should have: •A nemesis. •An evil twin. •A secret headquarters. •An escape hatch. •A partner in crime. •A secret identity.

I was a late bloomer. I was a kinda shy little kid, definitely a child of the dark side. I wanted to play guitar and be in a rock band.