Poets aren't very useful because they aren't consumeful or very produceful.

Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.

Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.

The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly.

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

Behold the Zebra on the plains, And shudder at his mighty manes!

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn So many I loved were not yet dead, So many I love were not yet born.

Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

You don’t have to accept every advice. You must carefully think about it in your quiet moment.

I know where there is more wisdom than is found in Napoleon Voltaire or all the ministers present and to come - in public opinion.

The truth, however ugly in itself, is always curious and beautiful to seekers after it.

I always enjoy seeing Adam [Savage] in pain.

Finally Germany's attack on Russia seemed to confirm that Russia was not shirking and was prepared to carry out a foreign policy with the risk of war with Germany.

I just want to keep writing music.

Nevertheless, blood is thicker than water, as anyone knows who has tasted both.

You won’t arrive. It is an endless search.

Beware thoughts that come in the night.