Poets speak of hope in ladies smiles, but give me a smirk any day, I say.

Her smile grew bitter as desert brine. "The gods may forgive Ista all day long. But if Ista does not forgive Ista, the gods may go hang themselves.

If we obey God, we shall be his treasured possession.

I have trust issues with allowing other individuals to know my innermost secrets for fear of how I may be viewed. Everyone has this.

skulduggery pleasant is the best book I've ever read and has enspired myself to become an author.

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I've played the game for 40 years and I still haven't the slightest idea how to play.

I won't tell you again! Don't look back! In hell you never look back!

I may not be able to pull on the smallest of holds, but those I can pull on I can pull on all day long.

I believe that present day civilized man suffers from insufficient discharge of his aggressive drive

You do not have to be good. You do not have to walk on your knees for a hundred miles through the desert, repenting. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves.

I'm not playing for the All-Star Game, I'm playing to win games.

Plastic shoes are to the shoe world what fast food is to fine cuisine.