Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.

One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves.

Happiness is the anticipation of future happines.

By taking systematic actions and by focusing on beauty, for sure we can change our society.

You cannot capture warmth in a toast, but you can capture toast in a warmth.

Integrity is the essence of everything successful.

Liberty is always dangerous - but it is the safest thing we have.

Man cannot stand a meaningless life.

Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead.

Would that God would make hell so real to us that we cannot rest; Heaven so real that we must have men there.

I don't know why women feel an affinity with me.

I am an old consumer of papers. I cannot avoid reading my newspapers every morning.