Politeness is wasted on the dishonest, who will always take advantage of any well-intended concession.

The US government decided today that because I did such a good job investigating the cyber-industrial complex, they’re now going to send me to investigate the prison-industrial complex.

With all due disrespect...

He [Winston Churchill] has a future and I have a past so we should be all right.

We all need each other.

I'm supposed to be making comics, so I had to do it the best way I knew how, which is what those guys at the beginning of the Twentieth Century were doing.

Nick: "Don't you think maybe a drink would help you to sleep?" Nora: "No, thanks." Nick: "Maybe it would if I took one.

There was no time for bitterness now: eat bitterness, and bitterness eats you.

I'm not a sandwich store that only sells turkey sandwiches. I sell a lot of different things.

It is better to break one's heart than to do nothing with it.

The word we have in Korea for K-Pop is 'Gaio.' And I guess it's a huge umbrella term. Basically it's like saying Coldplay and Kanye West, or Eminem and Celine Dion, are the same genre.

I was at sea the other day and loads of meat floated past. It was a bit choppy.