Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that.

Italians are fantastic people, really. They can work you over in an alley while singing an opera.

No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you.

I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.

When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket.

When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last.

Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?

I always rib people, but nobody ever gives me a hard time. I don't know why. Maybe they're afraid of what I might say. There's probably a lesson in that somewhere, but I don't know what it is.

Yeah, I make fun of blacks, and why not? I'm not a black.

I used to play golf. I wanted to be a better player, but after a while I realized I'd always stink. And that's when I really started to enjoy the game.

Some people say funny things - but I say things funny.

Once the travel bug bites there is no known antidote, and I know that I shall be happily infected until the end of my life

On all the peaks lies peace.

When I was a teenager, if you'd asked me, I would have said I was in a relationship with New York City. It was my first real love.

It's really important to stay engaged and involved in the character.

The simple program of Christ for winning the whole world is to make each person he touches magnetic enough with love to draw others.

Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment.

Trust your heart rather than your head.

I don't want to weaken the Patriot Act. I want to repeal it.

When something happens people didn't predict, they find ways to explain it as if it were predictable.

It is always cheaper to do the job right the first time.