Political criticism is our enemies' best friend.

American citizens should not lose their constitutional rights because they lack the money to pay for them.

Going to prison is like dying with your eyes open.

If you put Sen. Kerry in the White House, I think you are going to see that another terrorist attack happen ... and I don't want to see another Sept. 11.

Carry me like change in your pocket and spend me as you wish.

In the eleventh century obese English king William the Conqueror took to bed and consumed nothing but alcohol to shed pounds, a practice many of his countrymen seem to continue to this day.

I don't believe in religion, for I don't see that your religious people are any better than the rest.

I don't mind growing old. If I have to go before my time, this is how I'll go-- cigarette in one hand, glass of scotch in the other.

When five up express, as is polite, regret at laying a stymie, but rejoice in your heart.

There exists within each of us a natural state of simple and open awareness in which we feel happy, light, and at peace. In contrast, the state of suffering, or unhappiness, is complicated.

I tell you, the arts - and especially ballet - the discipline is extraordinary. I was extremely impressed.

If you know that God loves you, you should never question a directive from Him.

Many of those people involved in Adolf Hitler were Satanists, many were homosexuals - the two things seem to go together.

First law of Bad Management: If something isn't working, do more of it.