Political discourse has been reduced to "Where's the beef?" "Read my lips," and "Make my day." Where are the assassins when we really need them?

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

You're experiencing a bit of the world around you when you experience it's color.

Objectivity? I've always had an objective.

When we see only what we want to see in the Bible, it loses all power to transform us.

Why’s the faerie so obsessed with you anyway? You’re not that cute.” (Arianna to Evie)

Go rich in poverty. Go rich in poetry. This nothingness is plentitude.

Man I been did that. Man I been popped off. And if she aint tryna to give it up she get dropped off.

I remember what a thrill it was to go from the back streets of Birmingham to Madison Square Garden in New York...it's like playing on Mars. You can't buy that.

Great leaders remove obstacles-including themselves.

I have never been the stereotypical figure skater.