Political problems ruin meals. Let it be known as Eric’s Law of Lunch henceforth.

Show a little faith in someone when they need it. It’s amazing how it comes back around to you.

I have lived in worlds beyond counting and countries as strange and wonderful as the dance of dust in sunbeams, because I have lived in books.

Political problems ruin meals. Let it be known as Eric’s Law of Lunch henceforth.

It’s one thing to be an undead fiend of darkness, but it takes an immense amount of work to look cool while doing it.

Sometimes I hate this place. I mean I really, truly, hate it. It offends my narrow-minded and provincial sensibilities regarding good universe design.

Fangs out? Check. Claws sharp? Check. Plan? Plan? What plan? I’m making this up as I go.

I spent a lot of last night being moody and grim.I’m a vampire. We’re allowed to do that. It’s in all the brochures.

What’s fair and what’s true often bear no resemblance to each other.

...please don’t throw any more rocks at the barrier keeping the demonic hordes of the void from pouring over the world.

[politicians are] like toddlers arguing over who gets the candy, but with a better vocabulary and less whacking each other with toys.

When we give up the chase, we give up our wishing.

Amid the pointing and the horror the clean flame.

Only silence perfects silence.

I love being with my children. They're fascinating people.

Yes folks, their gold medal looks the same as everybody elses.

I could live a normal life. My motivation is only to take on new challenges.

Fun has to do with habitual activities but then also terrifically novel or unusual ones. It works as a sort of strange milkshake of those concepts.

Actually, we have misdefined "hypocrisy." Hypocrisy is not the failure to practice what you preach but the failure to believe it. Hypocrisy is propaganda.

Mankind divides itself into two classes,--benefactors and malefactors. The second class is vast; the first a handful.

She will die if you love her not, And she will die ere she might make her love known