Political problems ruin meals. Let it be known as Eric’s Law of Lunch henceforth.

Show a little faith in someone when they need it. It’s amazing how it comes back around to you.

I have lived in worlds beyond counting and countries as strange and wonderful as the dance of dust in sunbeams, because I have lived in books.

It’s one thing to be an undead fiend of darkness, but it takes an immense amount of work to look cool while doing it.

Sometimes I hate this place. I mean I really, truly, hate it. It offends my narrow-minded and provincial sensibilities regarding good universe design.

Political problems ruin meals. Let it be known as Eric’s Law of Lunch henceforth.

Fangs out? Check. Claws sharp? Check. Plan? Plan? What plan? I’m making this up as I go.

I spent a lot of last night being moody and grim.I’m a vampire. We’re allowed to do that. It’s in all the brochures.

What’s fair and what’s true often bear no resemblance to each other.

...please don’t throw any more rocks at the barrier keeping the demonic hordes of the void from pouring over the world.

[politicians are] like toddlers arguing over who gets the candy, but with a better vocabulary and less whacking each other with toys.

If you want to make peace with your enemy, you have to work with your enemy. Then he becomes your partner. -Nelson Mandela, activist, South African president, Nobel Peace Prize (b. 1918)

The best way to check what you want is to first imagine that you have nothing and then check if the thing you want really matters to you. Your priorities would change

We must choose our allegiances carefully, for there is no going back on them.

Him that makes shoes go barefoot himself.

Running for office is the least aerobic of the socially interactive sports.

Grooming is the secret of real elegance. The best clothes, the most wonderful jewels, the most glamorous beauty don't count without good grooming.

The desire for self-expression afflicts people when they feel there is something of themselves which is not getting through to the outside world.

Countless people...will hate the New World Order...and will die protesting against it...we have to bear in mind the distress of a generation or so of malcontents.

It's funny, I used to say on 'That 70′s Show', you could really put us in any decade, and it was about the people and the characters and that we cared about each other.

Why should I go into details, we have nothing that is not perishable except what our hearts and our intellects endows us with.