Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

Sometimes the best solution is the most painful option

For us to change history, we first need to change the future.

Speak softly. It is far better to rule by love than fear.Speak softly. Let no harsh words mar the good we may do here.

If the thing is impossible, you need not trouble yourselves about it; if possible, try for it.

Some are arguing that the Democrats should resist at every turn [to Donald's Trump administration], and some Democrats are saying that's the strategy that Democrats should now employ.

We look for God as though he were not already here.

We will breakfast together here and dine together in hell.

"Country" has become a marketing term. I see myself as a songwriter.

Black care rarely sits behind the rider whose pace is fast enough.

If I have to tell a guy he's got something to do, I consider myself a failure as a manager.