Politically, of course, it's to the Right, but then the whole country is to the Right.

Our form of democracy is bribery, on the highest scale.

There's a lot to be said for being nouveau riche, and the Reagans mean to say it all.

The unfed mind devours itself.

We are the United States of Amnesia, we learn nothing because we remember nothing.

Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin.

Write something, even if it's just a suicide note.

Persuading the people to vote against their own best interests has been the awesome genius of the American political elite from the beginning.

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so.

You know, I've been around the ruling class all my life, and I've been quite aware of their total contempt for the people of the country.

That loyal retainer of the Chase Manhattan Bank, the American president.

It is always darkest just before .the day dawneth.

The first thing out of Fidel Castro's mouth to me, he looked me right in the eye and said, 'You're a man of great courage.'

My lady's sparrow is dead, the sparrow which was my lady's delight

I believe welfare makes you lazy and unproductive.

Food is a profound subject and one, incidentally, about which no writer lies.

The really beautiful thing about each book of the Bible is that you can find God's love through each chapter because God is the author and God is love.

You're here so you're a Scientologist. Now we're going to make you into an expert auditor no matter what happens. We'd rather have you dead than incapable.

The herd seek out the great, not for their sake but for their influence; and the great welcome them out of vanity or need.

We're going to find out who did this and we're going after the bastards.

The sight of lovers feedeth those in love.