Politicians are leeches, mostly.

The institution of taxation is not a civilized but a barbaric method to fund anything, because it amounts to nothing less than outright extortion, a gross violation of human liberty.

It is only within a free society that the crucial moral features of human life can be protected and preserved

Fascism is [...] arbitrary rule by a charismatic head of state.

just show a little humility. If you know your weaknesses you will not be enslaved by them.

We must be people who love to work

You demand respect and you'll get it. First of all, you give respect.

So just bust a move!

I always had a running commentary in my head that was extremely funny and off-center, but I never said it to anyone.

It's hard for me to just practice without writing something.

I love being a part of storytelling, so whether I'm getting to do that on Survivor, or do it through kids' adventure books, or directing a movie, it's all sort of the same: Once Upon a Time...

Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause ? you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.

Remember, gentlemen, what a Roman emperor said: The corpse of an enemy always smells sweet.

It is amazing how pretending to be in a different faction changes everything -- even the way I walk. That must be why it's so strange that I could easily belong in three of them.