Politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don't.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Your exuberance, passion, mesmerizing voice, animated actions, and eyes full of dreamscaptured my attentionso completely, that I didn't feel the bitter taste of coffee

He who has never experienced hurt cannot experience true love.

You have to have something that is forever, something that is invisible.

In Science we have been reading only the notes to a poem; in Christianity we find the poem itself.

I don't believe in anything, yet I believe emphatically in almost everything. It all depends on what seems appropriate at the time.

Now apparently I'm told that every celebrity is expected to honour the details of their private life with a press conference, a fragrance and a prime-time reality show.

To find a script that works with provocative ideas is hard to find.

Hey bartender, hey man, look here. Give us one more, two more, three more glasses of beer.

All time is unreedemable.

The only boundaries we have are in form. There are no obstacles in thought.