Politicians, old buildings, and prostitutes become respectable with age.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Take back your power! I wish you the wisdom to realize that the problem isn’t that they keep lying to you

Mike Huckabee represents something that is either tremendously encouraging or deeply disturbing, depending on your point of view: a marriage of Christian fundamentalism with economic populism.

I have never written a book that didn't teach me far more than it taught my reader.

Know honor, Yet keep humility. Be the valley of the universe! Being the valley of the universe, Ever true and resourceful, Return to the state of the uncarved block.

Kill a man's family, and he may brook it, But keep your hands out of his breeches' pocket.

My father had always been a traveling salesman - New England, the South, whatever.

I don't think I realised how stressed I was, being a single parent. It was really, really stressful. It's not easy on anybody.

At first I was laboring under the impression that Chinese lyrics didn't rhyme. That turned out to be untrue - they don't rhyme in translation.

Throughout his life Newton must have devoted at least as much attention to chemistry and theology as to mathematics.

The manager asks how and when; the leader asks what and why.