Politicians study hard and work diligently their entire lives to be able to stand in front of a national audience and lie through their teeth.

Sometimes standing up for what you believe means standing down and allowing the universe to do its work.

The bigger the words the weaker the voice.

To find meaning in our lives we need consistent exposure to kids, elders and animals... cuz kids and animals aren't looking for it, and elders are the closest to finding it.

I don't write comedy. I write drama that's funny.

I love cheetahs. Every moment of every day is spent in fear of dying a terrible death yet they always carry themselves elegantly, remain loyal to their family, and never complain about anything.

I wish dogs understood: 'We're going in five minutes.

Talent is being unabashedly and unapologetically fearless in the work that you do. The only difference between having talent and not having talent is fear.

Stupidity is actually in a way the mark of intelligence - if you're not doing stupid things that defy logic you're probably not taking enough risks.

Out of all the medical advancements in human history I'm still most in awe of that tiny little piece of toilet paper that can stop a gushing razor cut in its tracks.

What I love about New York: the faster and more recklessly my cab driver drives the safer and all around better I feel.

No man is educated for statesmanship who cannot see his time from the perspective of the past.

A true god surely cannot have been born of a girl, nor died on the gibbet, nor be eaten in a piece of dough... [or inspired] books, filled with contradictions, madness, and horror.

The Saviour is the Source of life.

With my wife Camille's help, I took to social networking. I'm working with the computers.

They (low-minded) ones should never be trusted.

I have never felt a placard and a poem are in any way similar.

I demand my kids be respectful, responsible and grateful. And they have to love the Lord with all their hearts.

Loyalty... A will, a decision, a resolution of the soul.

All of us who professionally use the mass media are the shapers of society. We can vulgarise that society. We can brutalise it. Or we can help lift it onto a higher level.