Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.

Don't waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions... Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

And I can see Russia from my house.

In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.

Most of the time you're too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, 'I work at 'Saturday Night Live,' and that is so cool.

I think if you ask any of us here, we all dreamed of ending up on Saturday Night Live. I remember thinking, 'I'll just keep doing this as long as I can get away with it.'

Tracy: Stop eating people's old french fries, little pigeon. Have some self-respect. Don't you know you can fly?

Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.

You go through big chunks of time where you're just thinking, 'this is impossible - oh,this is impossible'. And then you just keep going and keep going, and you sort of do the impossible.

I had my hair in a ponytail and looked my trademark exhausted.

Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.

You have the power to choose compassion in each moment.

They won the war but lost the peace,

No human being can be so honest as to become completely false.

How can you care about the image of a landscape, when you show by your deeds that you don't care for the landscape itself?

Don't knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.

A sad soul can kill quicker than a germ.

I'm the age now that Rock was when he picked me up, so I can understand how he felt - how his fame limited his freedom. You get kinder as you go along.

I'm a sensualist. My two main indulgences are dark chocolate and massages.

We need to step into certain uncertainty. Without faith it is impossible to please God.

I like it when the waiter askes you if you want parmesan cheese on your dinner, yeah, give me essence of puke all over me tea!