Politics is a thing that only the unsophisticated can really go for.

The first, indeed the only, requirement of a diet is that it should lose you weight without reducing your alcoholic intake by the smallest degree.

The rewards for being sane may not be very many, but knowing what's funny is one of them.

If you can't annoy somebody, there is little point in writing.

Only a world without love strikes me as instantly and decisively more terrible than one without music.

If you are using an adverb, you have got the verb wrong.

A bad review may spoil your breakfast, but you shouldn't allow it to spoil your lunch.

Self criticism must be my guide to action, and the first rule for its employment is that in itself it is not a virtue, only a procedure.

It is natural and harmless in English to use a preposition to end a sentence with.

Consciousness was upon him before he could get out of the way.

Women are really much nicer than men: No wonder we like them.

Courage is making an unpopular decision and suffering through temporary discomfort because you know it will have the best long-term results.

Poverty is not only about income levels, but for lack of freedom that comes from physical insecurity

Thoughts are just what is. They appear. They're innocent. They're not personal.

Next to being witty, the best thing is being able to quote another's wit.

The life I was leading was changing me into someone I didn't even know.

Meditation is when we go beyond incarnation, beyond all cycles, to immortality, to something that is not transient.

I'm not making a problem out of a personal question; I make of a personal question an absence of a problem.

I was called a terrorist yesterday... Today I am admired by the very people who said I was one.

The true expression of Christian character is not in good-doing but in God-likeness.

If you want to get a sensual thunderbolt then you have got to be cocked, locked and ready to rock, doc. I find that whole milk and lots of Vitamin D help.