Politics is about moving forward, looking forward.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

I pity the people who don't like to read, because then they spend their whole lives stuck in this one world and dont get to discover any others.

I had a sense of what leadership meant and what it could do for you. So am I surprised that I am sitting up here on the 62nd floor of Rockefeller Plaza? No.

Hee hee hee! You should've seen the look on your face!" "If mom and dad cared about me at all, they'd buy me some infra-red nighttime vision goggles.

You can never get enough of what you don't need, because what you don't need won't satisfy you.

When I was in N.W.A. and didn't get paid all the money I was owed, that's when the business side of showbiz hit me.

When I see the elaborate study and ingenuity displayed by women in the pursuit of trifles, I feel no doubt of their capacity for the most herculean undertakings.

As much as you can in your life, say yes.

Only a Scotsman can really survive a Scottish education.

For every person who atones, a hundred others find regret sufficient.

I'm not super social, don't really go to parties, or basketball games, or football games very often, the big social occasions.