Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.

Be awfully nice to them going up, because you're gonna meet them all coming down.

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.

Make someone happy, Make just one someone happy, And you will be happy, too.

Everybody wants to get into the act!

My nose isn't big. I just happen to have a very small head.

All of us have schnozzles... if not in our faces, then in our character, minds or habits. When we admit our schnozzles, instead of defending them, we begin to laugh, and the world laughs with us.

Everybody wants ta get inta da act!

Don't put no constrictions on da people. Leave 'em ta hell alone.

What did Napolean do for relaxation? He read a book. What did Lincoln do for relaxation? He read a book. What does Congress do for relaxation? They book a red.

Me and my big mouth! I'd get rid of it, only it's such a handy place to keep my teeth.

Honoring your word is the fiber from which trust is built.

Every life has a sound. A voice to be heard. A song to be sung. A note to be played.

You eat canned tuna fish and you absorb protein. Then, if you're lucky, someone give you Dover Sole and you experience nourishment. It's the same with books.

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.

I fell in love with music by listening to R&B, & it's the core of who I am.

The big will get bigger; the small will get wiped out.

My dad used to say makeup was a shallow girl's sport, but it's not. It's armor.

I want no Christmas without a burden for lost souls, a message for sinners, a heart to bring in the lost sheep so dear to the Shepherd, the sinning souls for whom Christ died.

Not only does the proportion of the poor increase with the growth of the city, but their condition becomes more wretched.