Politics is like a race horse. A good jockey must know how to fall with the least possible damage.

I fear that so often we Christians give the idea that the truth is fiction by the way we live and by the lack of dedication to the teachings of our Lord.

Over the last few years, my comfort level with how I look has improved. My age has helped. You get used to yourself and accept yourself.

Now is all we have. Everything that has ever happened to you and anything that is ever going to happen to you is just a thought.

I mean, I'll say the filthiest things in the world, but when it comes down to it, I'm kind of a prude.

You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.

My parents ... are more like cats. They accidentally had a litter of kittens, and then emotionally moved on to whatever ball of yarn rolled past their line of sight.

The first thing I look for is the humor, because you can tell what the character's fears and insecurities are through the humor.

Every one in his own house and God in all of them.

The fact that the scrub literally comes out into your hand as a powder and then activates with water is a really cool thing.

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones.