Politics is not for sissies.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Animals don't lie. Animals don't criticize. If animals have moody days, they handle them better than humans do.

If it's wrong to wreck the planet, it's wrong to profit from the wreckage.

I think men know to seduce women though words and conversation and nice gestures. That's much sexier than when a man uses muscle.

I get really excited about jewelry.

There is no color line in art.

History is the long and tragic story of the fact that privileged groups seldom give up their privileges voluntarily.

No," mom says, looking at me in the eyes. "What's a triumph is that you woke up this morning and decided to LIVE. THAT'S a triumph. that's what you did today.

My dream job is being a pianist

There are only two ways to influence human behavior: you can manipulate it or you can inspire it.

Amazing, then, how with that one remark, he made a mortifying situation thirteen times worse.