Politics is the systematic cultivation of hatred.

Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.

Espresso is to Italy, what champagne is to France.

A woman will sometimes forgive the man who tries to seduce her, but never the man who misses an opportunity when offered.

Society is divided into two classes: the shearers and the shorn. We should always be with the former against the latter.

Never speak ill of yourself, your friends will always say enough on that subject.

What clever man has ever needed to commit a crime? Crime is the last resort of political half-wits.

Since the masses are always eager to believe something, for their benefit nothing is so easy to arrange as facts.

I found there a country with thirty-two religions and only one sauce.

The art of putting the right men in the right places is first in the science of government; but that of finding places for the discontented is the most difficult.

Only a man who has loved a woman of genius can appreciate what happiness there is in loving a fool.

Free gift of grace is the great mercy of God.

Time's a goon right? Isn't that the expression?

If you see an antimatter version of yourself running towards you, think twice before embracing.

Life is all but a dream we will soon wake up to and be 7 years old again

A lifetime can well be spent correcting and improving one's own faults without bothering about others.

The way we're going... if I called up another pitcher, he'd just hang up the phone on me.

Before catechisms can instill a proper humility, small children know the truth that their own existence has caused the world to bloom into being.

The machine does not control the mind of man, though it affects the mind of man; it is the mind of man that can and should control the machine.

Love is not what you say; love is what you do

Don't apologize for being patriotic. Support the troops