Politics /n/: from 'poly ticks', short for 'many small bloodsucking insects'.

Those who do not understand Unix are condemned to reinvent it, poorly.

Programming graphics in X is like finding the square root of PI using Roman numerals.

MS-DOS isn't dead, it just smells that way.

C++ is the best example of second-system effect since OS/360.

A bit of tolerance is worth a megabyte of flamming.

Altruism is a fine motive, but if you want results, greed works much better.

If you lie to the compiler, it will get its revenge.

To err is human, but to really screw things up requires a design committee of bureaucrats.

Belief is no substitute for arithmetic.

Progress requires setbacks the only sure way to avoid failure is not to try.

To know what to do with time is to convert a day and to convert a day is to produce a product.

Theories look great on paper until reality scribbles all over the page.

She's clearly gone too long without male companionship if any brute who walked her way made her sit up and take notice.

Cats and monkeys - monkeys and cats - all human life is there!

Quality in your work reflects your commitment towards it.

Beware the man of the single book

I never regarded my pictures as very much to be proud of, except in this, the craft, the style.

You look the conflict with your ego & i look the same conflict with thought.Your ego never gives me a second chance..we are left to suffer!

There are persons so radiant, so genial, so kind, so pleasure-bearin g, that you instinctively feel in their presence that they do you good; whose coming into a room is like bringing a lamp there.