Politics should be limited in scope to ware, protection of property, and the occasional precautionary beheading of a member of the ruling class.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

The first buyer of your Success has to be you.Once you are truly IN, You are sure to WIN

She loved him the way one loves an old bridge or a wool sweater or the sound of a growing tulip.

I love how, whenever you tell me a story, you go backwards and forwards and tell me everything else that could possibly be happening in every direction, like an explosion. Like a flower blooming.

No one likes change... but babies in diapers.

Australia is breathtakingly beautiful, and I can't wait to visit again.

If there is one area where equity is crucial and essential, I think it should be the issue of water.

We're all part of movie and we're all incredibly and equally important but it is your actor's job to perform and to deliver.

It's just about really being sensitive, and trying to play a music that is about music.

Go to the poor there you will find God.

I look through the grave into heaven.