Politics will sooner or later make fools of everybody.

Programs that pay farmers not to farm often devastate rural areas. The reductions hurt everyone from fertilizer companies to tractor salesmen.

Three groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, politicians. All three need supervision.

You cannot get ahead while you are getting even.

Hillary Clinton bothers me a lot. I realized the other day that her thoughts sound a lot like Karl Marx. She hangs around a lot of Marxists. All her friends are Marxists.

If I were in the President's place, I would not get a chance to resign. I would be lying in a pool of my own blood hearing Mrs. Armey, standing over me, saying, 'How do I reload this damn thing?'

Demagoguery beats data in making public policy.

The American Dream is not to own your own home, but to get your kids out of it.

The average family pays more in taxes than it spends on food, clothing, and shelter combined.

The Democratic Party has pretty much abandoned all the things that they cherish.

The reason families need two incomes today is not to support themselves but to support the government.

Only the innocent know the peace of untroubled sleep. Confess sins, and you will sleep like a newborn babe.

What you can't get out of get into wholeheartedly.

Art makes nothing happen in a way that makes something happen.

You were only a goalkeeper.

Success, in every case, comes from the alchemy of your health, your mind, your positive energy, and the real world situations you persistently improve for yourself.

Most people work for the private sector, which cannot exist without profit.

What a tourist terms a plague of insects, the fly fisher calls a great hatch.

The border between the Real and the Unreal is not fixed, but just marks the last place where rival gangs of shamans fought each other to a standstill.

I lived in a hotel across the street from Disneyland for a month.

It's much harder to give up on family.Deep down you want it to work so badly that you keep making the same mistake.