Pooh! Grown-ups are always thinking of uninteresting explanations.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

This empty shell holds nothing but the echoes of what was.

The hand is no different from what it creates.

Could you visit me in dreams? That would cheer me. Sweet to see friends in the night, however short the time.

I don't want to be a full-time member of Pink Floyd all my life.

The personal is not just political. It is also economic.

When I'm not governing my country any more, I'll go back to taking care of children.

Horse racing is animated roulette.

The greatest enemy of progress is not stagnation, but false progress.

I would flip this the other way and say over 90 percent of African-Americans voted against Donald Trump.

The surface of things is not where attention should rest.