Pooh hater,' I muttered under my breath. 'Winnie-the-Pooh was not a koala--why am I even arguing about this with you?

You're so very good at that. The temper, the scowl. You must drink shots of testosterone in your morning coffee.

Leandros's favorite place had turned out not to be vegetarian, but vegan, which was for people who preferred their suicide slow.

We all have our security blankets in this world. Some are just sharper than others.

There are a lot of truths in this world. When it rains it pours. It's always darkest before the dawn. He who smelt it dealt it.

Look at the ex-demon with his big boy pants on now.

You're the little spoon, aren't you?

Pick up your clothes. I am not your maid. How do I know this? A maid cannot kill you with a tube sock. I can.

Why is it always the world? Why is it never just half a block? Or Jersey? You know, something we could live without?

People--stupid when they lived; potentially stupid when they died.

I am your brother. I was supposed to be your brother before either of us was born. Karmic debt. It appears I was Vlad the Impaler or Genghis Khan in a past life.

Our life is made by the death of others.

Only her death could prove her innocence; a circle of impossible, deathly judgement.

Oh, breathe not his name! let it sleep in the shade, Where cold and unhonour'd his relics are laid

All things happen for a purpose.

How can you laugh when your mother's hungry? How can you smile when the reasons for smiling are wrong?

The miracle or the power that elevates the few is to be found in their industry, application and perseverance under the promptings of a brave, determined spirit.

The more highly adapted an organism becomes, the less adaptable it is to any new change.

Everything that is contradictory creates life

Since there must be chimeras, why is not perfection the chimera of all men?

I have had brown hair and bangs since I was 2. One year I dyed it blonde, which felt so weird.