Poor Hayduke: won all his arguments but lost his immortal soul.

To the question: Wilderness, who needs it? Doc would say: Because we like the taste of freedom, comrades. Because we like the smell of danger. But, thought Hayduke, what about the smell of fear, Dad?

Most people are so mind-bogglingly aggravating that it's impossible to overreact to them, even if that means killing yourself.

Common sense is in spite of not the result of education.

Before the first year, nobody gave it a chance. Now, 36 years later, everybody knows Monday Night Football.

My films have been progressing towards a certain kind of minimalism, even though it was never intended. Elements which can be eliminated have been eliminated.

The only way we're gonna work with Donald Trump is if he moves completely in our direction and abandons his Republican colleagues.

Buying wine is a political act.

It would look like a notebook with dividers, and there'd be different subjects and things [preschoolers] could do, so that they could feel like they were going to school also.

Clean air, clean water, open spaces - these should once again be the birthright of every American.

Ricky Ricky Ricky, can't you see? Somehow your words just hypnotize me.

If you want to catch a cold, hang out with sick people. If you want to lose, associate with losers. But if you want to become successful, go out of your way to associate with successful people.