Poor people are gross and they 'smell bad

The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons ... were the fatties.

I had great difficulty in school interacting with others, and I took refuge in the contrived setting of play acting, which is what I still do.

I grew up in a secular suburban Jewish household where we only observed the religion on very specific times like a funeral or a Bar Mitzvah.

Every character I play has to be the hero of his own story, the way we're all heroes of our own lives.

I have an iPad and I watch three things: 'The Daily Show,' '60 Minutes,' and 'Meet the Press.'

No compliment is ever sufficient and every insult, of course, is true.

I have one female fan. But she lives with me. I'm not aware of any others.

Society will decide after the technology is created what we will and won't accept.

The happiest moments for me, creatively, are doing readings of a play around a table where there's no audience.

People ask me what my hobbies are in interviews, and I always say biking. But all I bike for is to get to rehearsal more quickly.

Don't trust people whose feelings change with time... Trust people whose feelings remain the same, even when the time changes.

The hardest thing to do in the world is overcome the mind but it just so happens that it's also the most rewarding.

The press is like any business. Its a group of really intelligent individuals that ends up being one slathering, one-eyed, drooling monster.

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.

One of the virtues of the NHS... it doesn't worry you about money at the moment when you're least capable of doing anything about it.

The Gorean is suspicious of the stranger, particularly in the vicinity of his native walls. Indeed, in Gorean the same word is used for both stranger and enemy.

A library is a palace of dreams.

Consecration thus constitutes the only unconditional surrender which is also a total victory!

We're afraid that this anger or sorrow or loneliness is going to last forever... Instead, acting it out is what makes it last.

We that are true lovers run into strange capers; but as all is mortal in nature, so is all nature in love mortal in folly.