Poor people cannot rely on the government to come to help you in times of need. You have to get your education. Then nobody can control your destiny.

My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.

The older I get, the faster I was.

I don't know anything about Angola, but Angola's in trouble.

I don't care what people think. people are stupid.

We don't need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.

I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I've got a technique. It's called just go get the damn ball.

Poor people have been voting for Democrats for the last 50 years and they're still poor.

They run like deer, jump like deer and think like deer.

There's only 5 real jobs in the world. Teacher, fireman, policeman, doctor and somebody who is in the armed service. If you don't have one of those 5 jobs, you shouldn't take your life that serious.

I don't believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.

All the men’s clothes she wore just called attention to how much of a girl she was.

All one great big lie.

Every rock song is some variation of 'Pull down your pants'

I want to keep playing good golf.

Sometimes this fellow's music was like little colored pieces of crystal candy, and other times it was the softest, saddest thing she had ever imagined about.

Genius is only the power of making continuous efforts.

I cannot truly imagine a truly great person who hasn't suffered.

A Clinton presidency is an Obama third term. And it's very difficult for them to get away from it.

The Christian church was born in song.

I like the Kardashians, but I do keep them on the top of my prayer list.