Pope Paul III was the greatest thief in the history of the church.

I'm the most gregarious of men and love good company, but never less alone when alone.

We were in the Arabian Desert for nine months. And I was having the time of my life. It could have been an archeological expedition, a military expedition.

It's such a relief for me to sit in front of a tape recorder and not be using it to learn my lines.

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

I have no intention of uttering my last words on the stage. Room service and a couple of depraved young women will do me quite nicely for an exit.

There may be honor among thieves, but there's none in politicians.

The only exercise I take is walking behind the coffins of friends who took exercise.

Question: How do you know you're God? Answer: Simple. When I pray to him, I find I'm talking to myself.

I will not be an ordinary man, because I have a right to be extraordinary.

I did quite enjoy the days when one went for a beer at one's local in Paris and woke up in Corsica.

Purity. Serenity... Solitude: What you ought to uphold. But the important thing is whether you believe it.

No one knows the dead world? Only the dead spirits?

We lived longer but at a price. We had to be our own children, having none.

A good laugh overcomes more difficulties and dissipates more dark clouds than any other one thing.

Anyone and anything can survive the daylight. It's night that's the hardest to live.

For me, insanity is super sanity. The normal is psychotic. Normal means lack of imagination, lack of creativity.

Here's what I knew about doing a play: I knew it would make me a better actor.

Make your vacation your vocation.

By his father he is English, by his mother he is Americanto my mind the blend which makes the perfect man.

Busy souls have no time to be busybodies.