Popularity isn't the end-all, be-all. What matters far more is that you stick to your principles, that you stand up and you live a life of integrity.

I want you to take a good, hard look at me, America, because this is exactly what you’ve got coming.

It took Jimmy Carter to give us Ronald Reagan.

Always be sexy. I salute that message.

Liberty is never safer than when politicans are terrified.

Climate change is the perfect pseudoscientific theory for a big government politician who wants more power. Why? Because it is a theory that can never be disproven.

Every candidate is going to come to you and say they are the most conservative person that ever lived.

I'm a maniac, and everyone on this stage is stupid, fat and ugly. And Ben [Carson] you're a terrible surgeon.

The essence of the conservative message should be we want a dynamic nation where anybody with nothing can achieve anything.

I've spent the past month in Washington D.C. and it is terrific to be back in America.

The last 15 years, there has been no recorded warming. Contrary to all the theories that they are expounding, there should have been warming over the last 15 years. It hasn't happened.

Indeed a lie is often more plausible than the truth. "Almost" always. The truth, of course, is never very plausible.

[Misquotation; not by Einstein.] If only I had known, I should have become a watchmaker. [Apparently remorseful for his role in the development of the atom bomb.]

Maybe I had three children in the first place so I wouldn't ever have to play board games. In my religion, martyrs die.

A 'fact' merely marks the point where we have agreed to let investigation cease.

I ask Laurie it it's possible to get trained fish. Lindsay says this is how we know I've never produced a movie.

Michigan is also the only industrial state that has a AAA credit rating.

Churches can become places of cynicism, resistance, and pessimism.

Specialisation is for insects!

I'm too competitive to get that big of a head.

Short film: you can be poetic and you don't have to answer anything. You can make whatever you want. You have creative freedom with short film.