Posing the question: does the god of love use underarm deodorant, vaginal spray and fluoride toothpaste?

You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant.

The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.

Thank your readers and the critics who praise you, and then ignore them. Write for the most intelligent, wittiest, wisest audience in the universe: Write to please yourself.

I don't mind you thinking I'm stupid, but don't talk to me like I'm stupid.

K is for "Kenghis Khan"; He was a very nice person. History has no record of him. There is a moral in that, somewhere.

In these days of widespread illiteracy, functional illiteracy... anything that keeps people stupid is a felony.

The world is turning into a cesspool of imbeciles.

You must never be afraid to go there.

They minute people fall in love they become liars.

I hate being wrong, but I love it when I'm set straight.

God has such gladness every time he sees from heaven that a sinner is praying to Him with all his heart, as a mother has when she sees the first smile on her baby's face.

Go on the roller coaster they tell me. It’ll be fun they tell me. -Max Montgomery

If you haven't caused a scene in a psych unit, it's just because you haven't been inside long enough.

There are soccer athletes that are known the world over except in the U.S. Thierry Henry, for example.

Ser un chico normal de 22 años, probablemente no es tan divertido como ser parte de One Direction.

Nihilism is but the other side of conventionalism; its creed consists of negations of the current so-called positive values, to which it remains bound.

Intellectual life requires for its expansion and manifestation the influences and assimilation of the interests and affections of others.

I hate when I'm on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle.

The most tender place in my heart is for strangers. I know it's unkind, but my own blood is much too dangerous.

The eye is the best of artists.