Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.

Women say they want a man who knows what a woman's worth. That's a pimp.

When you go to work, if your name is on the building, you're rich. If your name is on your desk, you're middle class. And if your name is on your shirt, you're poor.

The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack, of constantly returning to the refrigerator in hopes that something new will have materialized.

The part of the envelope that tells a person where to place the stamp when they can't quite figure it out for themselves.

Having to wander through a maze of ropes at an airport or bank even when you are the only person in line.

As an American, I'd like to apologize - for everything.

The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.

In Montana, a policeman will pull you over because he is lonely.

FOOVIEW (foo' view) n. The ability of a dog to inflict guilt from any angle in the room while he watches his master eat.

Manhandling the open here spout on a milk carton so badly that one has to resort to using the illegal side.

In a Consciously Conscious Revolutionary Workplace, people are promoted based upon skillset, AND more importantly MINDSET

Of all the lessons my parents taught me, GIVING was the best

The proper study of Mankind is Man.

I'm a prince for real, I don't look at myself as a rapper, as a gangster, none of that.

If you can imagine it, you can create it. That beautiful world you dream about, needs positive action to come true.

If your team is going to win, you need to play better than the other quarterback.

All great virtues become great men. [Fr., Toutes grandes vertus conviennent aux grands hommes.]

I said all along that God is in control.

The way you treat life, life will treat you back. Make sure you're happy with whatever is going on in your life.

Honesty is the greatest aphrodisiac.