Poverty? Wealth? Seek neither -- / One causes swollen heads, / The other, swollen bellies.

You meet a friend - your face brightens. You have struck gold.

Enjoy being with yourself, you will then not feel alone.

Every time you borrow money, you're robbing your future self.

Either one lives 'for' politics or one lives 'off' politics.

I've never really thought of myself as an entrepreneur. I think of an entrepreneur as someone who wants to make a lot of money. That has never been at the top of my list.

I'm married. I'm not attracted to any other woman, ever.

The assumption that everybody will figure out how much they have to save and then will just implement that plan is obviously preposterous.

I don't think comedy comes from hotbeds of doing shtick. I think it usually comes from some kind of childhood humiliation or darkness.

I want to make beautiful things, even if nobody cares, as opposed to ugly things. That's my intent.

I got my first car when I was 16 but I didn't have a license; it was a Ford Escape and I just let it sit there for two years because I enjoyed having my mom drive me.

Beating a legend is a very good feeling, but internally I was processing the realization that I could compete with anyone.