Poverty in western Mexico is an Unconditional Sentence.

We have been living through a time of sorrow. Our seed remains seed. Our nostrils are dusty.

Someday men will learn to irrigate and spread fertilizer instead of praying for fertility.

Lopez made sandals out of one tire. He sold them at ten cents each, because people sometimes needed only one.

The world is in me and you are not even in the world yet.

The history of our country has taught us, above all, the virtue of patience. It will be many generations before we can have the conditions we seek.

Pity womankind, but never a woman.

My eyes are my greatest sin.

We should not scorn those whose fear is greater than our own.

A heroic, losing battle! I'm tired of brave men who die. There's nothing pretty about losing.

The United States is democratic because its people live in conformity. It is the perfect country for mice.

The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said - you can do that.

Always remember that somebody is praying for the opportunity that you have.

Come on obstacles! I've been expecting you! This is the chance that I've been waiting for!

My poor, problematic feet don't let me wear anything much over a three- or four-inch heel.

A parent knows better than any book or "expert" what their kid really needs.

When we don’t forgive, we’re not hurting the other person. We’re not hurting the company that did us wrong. We’re not hurting God. We’re only hurting ourselves.

Intelligent people know others. Enlightened people know themselves.

The divorce has become a reality.

[The blues] is the antidote for sadness and depression.