Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.

Laughter is an instant vacation.

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.

The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired.

Laughter is the best medicine in the world.

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Discovering an inner history requires listening – and often not to the first story told.

Praying is the purest pleasure.

Life is a joyful journey.

God cannot alter the past, though historians can.

If one does not wish bonds broken, one should make them elastic and thereby strengthen them.

Flying or falling, it's up to us.

I love Cheryl [Hines] so much and had so much fun with her. Off set we got on so well and would tell stories.

I want to be inside Nic Pizzolattos brain.

Your new-caught, sullen peoples, / Half-devil and half child.

Judged by the law of England, I know this crime entails upon me the penalty of death; but the history of Ireland explains that crime and justifies it.