Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient.

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.

Laughter is an instant vacation.

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.

The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired.

Laughter is the best medicine in the world.

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

the time is always right to do the right thing

Remember that writing is translation, and the opus to be translated is yourself.

Now or never was the time.

As for earthquakes, though they were still formidable, they were so interesting that men of science could hardly regret them.

Looking at the ball going over the fence isn't going to help.

Don't try to be original. Be simple. Be good technically, and if there is something in you, it will come out.

I don't like government, it's just that simple.

Sometimes when you say goodbye, that's the right thing to do in a relationship.

Hitler is simply pure reason incarnate

Love your life and live your spirit!