Poverty without a people's government looks like hopelessness, but to see poverty in organized communities is to see relief-in-progress.

and all I could think was that I would like to spend every morning for the rest of my life waking up beside her

Almost all of our relationships begin and most of them continue as forms of mutual exploitation, a mental or physical barter, to be terminated when one or both parties run out of goods.

My English is a mixture between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Archbishop Tutu.

People don't like when you point out to them and remind them that they're not very smart.

John Boehner is a member of a country club in Ohio. It turns out that the bartender was plotting to poison Boehner. Now wait a minute. Isn't that the movie with Seth Rogen and James Franco?

I love doing 'The Price is Right.' It's so much fun. I love meeting everybody and giving out prizes, especially when it's not my money. It's really a happy place, and everybody is all jazzed up.

If it were thought that anything I wrote was influenced by Robert Frost, I would take that particular piece of mine, shred it, and flush it down the toilet, hoping not to clog the pipes.

I became at peace with the darkness or the personality that I have. I am usually pretty funny and happy.

I am proud to be able to claim that, from the age of nineteen, I've managed to earna living entirely as a composer.

The track is fast and I appreciate anything is possible.