Practically, Science is true; and Faith is foolish.

A Man who is doing his True Will has the inertia of the Universe to assist him.

It is necessary that we stop, once for all, this ignorant meddling with other people's business. Each individual must be left free to follow his own path.

The key of joy is disobedience.

Intolerance is evidence of impotence.

Having to talk destroys the symphony of silence.

We must conquer life by living it to the full, and then we can go to meet death with a certain prestige.

Balance every thought with its opposition. Because the marriage of them is the destruction of illusion.

If one were to take the bible seriously one would go mad. But to take the bible seriously, one must be already mad.

You can only accomplish your object in life by complete disregard of the opinions of other people.

I was not content to believe in a personal devil and serve him, in the ordinary sense of the word. I wanted to get hold of him personally and become his chief of staff.

How much longer until we finally figure out how to be with one another?How many times do we have to play out this pain?I’m ready for something different.Aren’t you.

Yes, I am confusing literature with life. I'm declaring my own ordinary life to be a work of literature.

Much of life appears mundane at the time. Yet in God's providence every moment includes significant details arranged by His divine hand.

It was only when I rounded a bend and glimpsed the white peaks ahead that I doubled my abilities, only when I thought how far i had yet to go that i lost faith that I would get there

It was the lowest point of my life. I just kept thinking, 'What have I done to deserve this?' I didn't see the point in living.

If you're nervous about doing something, plan to do it badly, giving yourself credit for just doing it. That takes a weight off your shoulders because anyone can do something badly.

Buy not on optimism, but on arithmetic.

Mankind invented a system to cope with the fact that we are so intrinsically lousy at manipulating numbers. It's called the graph.

Sleep is crucial and I tend to find when the sun is shining I find it much more difficult to get that sense of sleep.

Most comics worship music on some level. It's more rock-n-roll to get up there for an hour and make people laugh.