Practice random acts of . . . Grumpiness.

I've thought about living the koala's life, but you may need to petition the government quarantine rules to make it happen. Quarantine would make me extra grumpy.

The best things in life are . . . Annoying.

I've lived nine lives . . . And this is the worst.

I never forget my three word mantra: "Never start caring."

I had peanut butter once. It was awful.

Don't let the world . . . Cheer you up.

I stay out of the sunshine and away from people as much as possible.

It's rare to find someone as equally grumpy as myself, but somehow [Aubrey Plaza] does it.

[Being a celebrity] In a word, it's terrible. In two words...Really terrible.

I wouldn't want to disappoint my fans by doing anything exciting. You've got to stay true to your roots.

Ah, yes, choice. I chose to let my ghosts stay in past. Past is history you know. Living is now. I sat. I breathed. I let past go. I let future go. I am. That is all.

We share out craziness, our neuroses, our little bit of screwed-up-ness that comes from our family. We share it. And it feels like love.

We didn't talk much, and the silence hung like a silk curtain, light and lovely.

Everyone thought I was bold and fearless and even arrogant but inside I was always quaking.

Should l go on playing bridge and dining, going in the same old monotonous circle? It's easy that way, but it's a sort of suicide, too.

I'm a competitive person, but I have never understood people's competitiveness at the expense of their colleagues.

By our trust in the divine beauty in every person we develop that beauty in ourselves.

I was a super shy, shy kid, so that was kind of my way of expressing myself - to mimic what I saw on TV. I was a bit of a weird kid, but luckily my parents encouraged it.

There's no law against a sentence existing in two places at once, unlike humans, who are no longer allowed to bilocate because it confuses the cops too much.

Get out of show business. Its the best advice I ever got, because Im so stubborn that if someone would tell me that, I would stay in it to the bitter end.