Prague is like a vertical Venice steps everywhere.

Rosalia is dressed in raven clothes forty years too old for her, so that she seems to be in mourning for her life.

People in a temper often say a lot of silly, terrible things they mean.

A satirist, often in danger himself, has the bravery of knowing that to withhold wit's conjecture is to endanger the species.

Funniness is the wild card in the pack.

The masters of the comic spirit are often our prophets.

jokes are ideally pleasurable. They are an act of assassination without a corpse, a moment of total annihilation that paradoxically makes anything possible.

[On John Cleese:] He sometimes seems to swat at his own thoughts as if they were bees.

Black and white are the most ravishing colors of all in film.

[On Watermelon Man:] ... it is impossible to look at this film without its giving you a share in its insane bad taste, which is rather companionable of it.

Great comedy calls large matters into question.

Service is born out of love not duty.

His tribe were God Almighty's gentlemen.

Reason has not tamed desire: it is as strong as ever.

Don't become a fashion victim is what I'm trying to say.

Whatever the attitude, so is the response.

What is not grasped has all the chances to become real.

My father would have been made a bishop much earlier than he was had it not been for me and my image.

I use a lot of double meanings. I hide 'em like Easter eggs.

Everybody who has ever been snubbed, you know that is very humiliating.

I'm a film doll. But I'm enjoying it. So I'm gonna keep doing it.