Prayer immediately turns us into something greater than ourselves.

The only just government is the government that serves its citizens, not itself.

My first pastoral letter's gonna be a condemnation of light beer and instant mashed potatoes -- I hate those two things.

Neither I nor anyone in the Church would ever tolerate hatred of or prejudice towards any of the Lord's children.

The National Catholic Register's coverage of the Church universal, and the Church in our own country, is splendid.

Purpose is the vision for your existence.

happiness is a duty, not only because of its effect upon us but because of its influence upon others.

We still have to struggle against the impact of racism, but it doesn't happen in the same way. I think it is much more complicated today than it ever was.

You are my heart, my life, my one and only thought.

Michael Cole, The Rock knows that you have never, EVER, had a piece of poontang pie!

If I've inadvertently become some sort of role model for failed comedians, then it's really backfired very badly on me.

I labored for eight years thinking that I was writing a book for adults that was a nostalgic look back on childhood. Then my publisher informed me I'd written a children's book.

I think it's this congenital problem with journalism that we oversell the difference we make. We make small differences.

Too old to die young, and too young to grow up.

I’m not into the whole Austrian type, strongly libertarian economics. I like more mainstream economics.