Preachers denounce sin as if it was available to everyone.

The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.

Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.

Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.

Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today and it will set the pace tomorrow.

Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins.

Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm.

In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.

A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own.

Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.

A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.

In your haste you walk far too fast. And in doing so you often leave your soul behind.

Worship is not about having a fantastic voice.

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

The way to get things done is not to mind who gets the credit for doing them.

Can you imagine saying ‘Hi’ to Sam Jackson and he goes and gives you a hug? It’s like being hugged by a lion.

Nobody can teach what is inside a person; it has to be discovered for oneself and a way must be found to express it.

In man, reason quickens and guides feelings; in brute, the soul lies ever dormant.

The finest life is spent creating oneself, not procreating.

I grew up in a village of 12 houses. We had a well and a cow.

I'm taking my skills to different people's homes that have stoves for it.