Precisely because our political speeches are meant to be reported, they are not worth reporting. Precisely because they are carefully designed to be read, nobody reads them.

Against a dark sky, all flowers look like fireworks.

God is like the sun; you cannot look at it, but without it you cannot look at anything else.

Tolerance is the virtue of people who do not believe in anything.

Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.

I don't need a church to tell me I'm wrong where I already know I'm wrong; I need a Church to tell me I'm wrong where I think I'm right

The more I considered Christianity, the more I found that while it had established a rule and order, the chief aim of that order was to give room for good things to run wild.

A really great person is the person who makes every person feel great.

When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?

It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged.

But the truth is that it is only by believing in God that we can ever criticise the Government. Once abolish the God, and the Government becomes the God.

Earlier this year, I'd told a mother at school I'd been married fifteen year. She asked, "What's the secret to a long marriage?" I thought for a second, then answered, "Staying married.

And that, to me, is the main attraction to comics. It's an avenue to say what you want to say

Go, and never darken my towels again

It was not malaise we suffered from; it was Jimmy Carter - and Walter Mondale.

Whatever people in general do not understand, they are al ways prepared to dislike; the incomprehensible is always the obnoxious.

I like to try all kinds of styles so it always challenges me and forces me to try to look different.

With time, people forget to say, "Darling I love you." just that word.

You can wear one thing one day and go the other end of the spectrum the other day. There are no rules and such, so long as you're comfortable and you have fun and are yourself.

Don't get stuck on small. Don't stop dreaming, reaching and enhancing what you have.

money is not everything but it ranks right up there with oxygen