Prejudice - a vagrant opinion without visible means of support.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Let your greatest possession be the ability to let go of any possession, joyfully.

My double drags his coffin, humble slave, I, at least, am real, though changed to flesh.Far-off, I build me a church no hand can shape("Winter Sonnets: III")

Excessive interest in pathological behavior was itself pathological

I liked the humor of it, I've always enjoyed a sense of humor in God and in religion and in spirituality.

No use fanning up hot coals when you have to walk across them.

The reality is we are still ranked 10th and we are playing a team ranked second in the world who are playing at the top of their game and are at home.

Christian, your whole life is to be one continuous following of the Lord.

God would not have put a dream in your heart if He had not already given you everything you need to fulfill it.

At no time within the last five-hundred years can one point to a single instance of the Negro as a race of haters.

If you're building a social product, you're still living in the last century if your product doesn't work on Facebook.