Prejudice is a vagrant opinion without visible means of support.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Because that's the truth about people with obsessively organised plans: we're not trying to control everything in our lives. We're trying to block everything we can't.

By December an elastic skin of ice reached out hundreds of miles into the sea, rolling with every wave.

Nothing befalls a man except what is in his nature to endure.

In some ways, if you make mistakes with your own money, you don't feel as bad about it as if it was someone else's.

Get the facts. Ask questions and listen intently to the answers before responding.

Great leaders always have self-discipline -without exception.

Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man and you will be laughed at.

people were just out of control! . . . They've all got cell phones stuck to their ears and yet I've never seen such distance between people trying so hard to be close.

Far from being disturbed by the presence of the church, the power structure of the average community is consoled by the church's often vocal sanction of things as they are.

A feud should live a full and colorful life, and then it should die a natural death and be forgotten.